Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...