Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.