A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...