Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...