I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
I have a Microsoft waiter
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