CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
An American tourist
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