Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!