I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....