No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!