Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...