Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...