You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Le Pepper Please!
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Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
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Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.