Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...