The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
pillsbury dough boy
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Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
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Barbie and G.I. Joe
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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
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How do men sort their laundry?
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OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
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