Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...