Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...