Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...