Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...