Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...