Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...