Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...