What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...