Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...