You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...