Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...