ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...