A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...