Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
A test for being drunk
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GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
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