Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...