A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...