Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...