Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...