Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...