A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...