Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...