Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.