Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...