Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.