A miserable rooster
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Get me an ambulence now
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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
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Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
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