Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...