New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...