Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
New college classes for men!
College Classes For Men:1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop2. Introduction to...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!