A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
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Marry You
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My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Think you’re having a bad day!
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A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...