Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.