Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...