A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...