Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...