Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...