A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...