Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...