Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...